d0nn0:

d0nn0:

unfollovving:

The real question

Does anyone ever get the feeling of regret

dat me -_-
somestrangestorm:

my sims are into some weird shit

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

zackisontumblr:

who got to decide what words are swear words

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.


think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i dont like wearing seat belts because im a bad ass thrill seeker and also i wanna die

mishasbepis:

I got 99 problems and my country being run by a racist, homophobic, misogynistic bigot is mostly all of them

saythewrongcranberry:

daftwithoneshoe:

dejavu394:

clotpoleandsorcerer:

cdlafere:

spideri:

babylizard:

i thought wombats were like a lot smaller. a LOT smaller. are we sure this isn’t a bear

i always figured wombats were rat sized this cant be real

This is a standard size….?

did i fall into an alternate universe last night

they are usually approximately 1 meter (40 inches)

but… but… they look like squirrels… HOW CAN THEY BE THIS BIG?! ARE THEY ON STEROIDS?!

As an Australian I can confirm this is the standard size of a wombat. 
In fact, they are such solid animals that if you were to hit one with your car (at a reasonably slow pace, of course), they will stumble for a second, then continue on their mystical wombat path.
Motherfucking wombats FTW.

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

basemental:

OASH YM GOD
OH YMG OD LOOK AT IT
"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"
thebigbadwerewolf:

them in the white car just shit themselves something fierce