elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

vvant:

advice for having the best life ever:

1. dont have a crush

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

wow guys i cant answer all of your 0 anons

toinfinityandbeyonce:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit